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What's created after impregnating a piece of cotton or wool footwear
Mother: Why is your son socks always so moist
Father : Their full of SOCK CHILDREN and you're about to drown them
When you fill her butthole full of dryer lint and Fuck it until a new sock appears around your cock.
Man, I was missing one of my favourite knee highs for so long that I decided to give my girl a copper sock and make one myself. I copper socked her so hard she was farting the scent of bounce sheets all week, and I am still trying to pick the scuzz off my junk.
The sock someone with a micropenis uses to make themselves look better endowed.
"Oh man, I can't wear a speedo! I forgot my support sock!!!!"
to unintentionaly prevent someone from getting laid
that fag is a sock glove
One who fucks one sock in front of the other sock to make the other sock jealous.
"Chadly's an experienced sock cucker. He mostly cucks lefty socks nowadays."
getting off watching someone wear your socks
look at this sock cucker
Someone who jerks off into their right sock and makes the left sock watch.
Thomas is so mean to his left sock, he always makes it watch while the right one has all the fun. What a Sock Cucker