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the blumpkin vagina platypus is the classic sex extravaganza. while a girl is giving you a blumpkin you have your pet platypus look on or videotape. to spice up the moment have the platypus join in and stick his platypus penis in her ass. if done correctly the platypus will have a fatal orgasim. Also works with a mecgerkin.
The blumpkin vagina platypus party became fatal as 2 platypus' wound up dead.
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When a man inserts himself into a girl, but his penis retracts into his stomach and then he bleeds every where.
Sean: "We lost Tim last night. What happened?"
Jim: "I heard he got a Sloppy Man Vagina."
Sean: "OH MY GOD!"
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A name u call a douche bag that is acton like a douche bag
Hey dip shit quit being a pee pee vagina so i can go to the movies.
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A vagina with labia that look like they came straight from an Arby's beef n cheddar.
I fucked a girl last night with roast beef vagina and it gave a whole new meaning to the term "eating out."
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The turning of dust of ones vagina, from lack of use. Also know as DVS. Older less sexually active women suffer from it. Causes can be :Lameness,fatness,ugliness, or many other reasons.
If she doesn't have sex soon, she's going to get Dusty Vagina Syndrome!
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when you wake up hungry in the middle of the nite and u
mistakenly pull down your girls pants and you start eating out her vagina…
vagina snack-cident
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The crusty inside of the vagina used in slang as "crusty vagina box,"
"Dude! Tina has such a crusty vagina box!"
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