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Joy Fuck Club

People who can talk and joke about sex with no shame.

I had a great time hanging out with Daniel and Lydia last night! We laughed so hard! They are part of the Joy Fuck Club.

by Hallow Weener September 4, 2023


fuck a biscuit

Fuck a biscuit is what you say when you've been to too damn many Waffle Houses over a period of stay in the American South.

We been on this tour bus since Williamsburg, last date in Shreveport. I been eating grits and waffles and all kinds of pork all summer. To hell with a collard green and fuck a biscuit.

by Highsmith March 9, 2019


Post-Move Fuck

When you move into a new place and have sex within 24 hours. Typically your first night or morning in a new place. Possibly as a house-warming thing.

It could be with your partner, a one-night stand, or a hooker.

Me and Gertrude moved into our new place yesterday, and post-move fucked the roof down last night! What a great way to end such a long and difficult day of moving.

by Lefty Power 123 September 26, 2021


Santa Fucking

Dressing as Santa and having sexual intercourse on December 25th.

Hey man, I think my girlfriend wants to try Santa Fucking this year.

by Dicky Brewski December 10, 2021


fuck a lot February

you've heard of dick down December, and no nut November, but now introducing fuck a lot February where for the whole month.. (with consent) its a full month to use as an excuse to get the d*ck or p*ssy!

Hey babe, I know we had s*x yesterday but you know it is fuck a lot February so its okay if we do it again, if you want!

Hey cutie, have you heard its fuck a lot February? wanna go round 2?

by getpaidtogetlaid November 30, 2020


fuck a lot February

You've heard of no nut November and dick down December.. its basically the same thing for the month of February! please use with consent though :)

Hey babe, I know we already did it today but its fuck a lot February … wanna do it again today?
Hey cutie, I know you finished but its fuck a lot February.. round 3?

by getpaidtogetlaid November 30, 2020


Geriatric fuck

Chance Burns is a peice of fucking shit that loves his tonsils beat up

That idiot is a geriatric fuck

by Dweef March 17, 2020