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you're serbian
Look he's holding 3 fingers up! He's such a hot cool Serbian!
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A rule that states that if a food item sounds 2/3 good, it must be good.
Originated at a Taco Bell, whereupon the creator was deciding whether or not to buy a Caramel Apple Empanada. The creator had no idea what an empanada was, but caramel and apple made it sound 2/3 good. The Caramel Apple Empanada turned out to be delicious, and thus the 2/3 rule was born.
Indecisive customer: "What's fried chocolate guano?"
Friend of indecisive customer: "I don't know, dude, but it sounds 2/3 good. By 2/3 rule, you have to try it."
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jagging off, masturbating, choking the chicken, etc. etc.
c'mon, you know. masturbating? choking the chicken? going number 3?
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The third (full) installment of the Guitar Hero series published by Activision. No longer devloped by Harmonix, it was done by Neversoft and they did it well. The Interface is a bit different than GH 1 & 2, but you get used to it after an hour or two of playing. Also there are cutscenes. Badly animated ones, but there nonetheless.
In my opinion has the best soundtrack of the three games, (ill show that later)Co-op career mode, and the new Battle mode where instead of Star power you get Power-ups to "attack" your opponent with. Its pretty much like pro-face off on different difficulties, except it doesnt keep score.
There are also boss battles with Tom Morello, Slash, and the Devil (Lou). You have to make them fail using the various power ups by the end of the song. They dont miss a note unless you attack them, so its difficult.
Last but not least, Activision apparently heard their fans and decided to put the long-awaited "Through the fire and the flames" by Dragonforce as a bonus track. People were ecstatic (I know I was. If your on expert, once you finally pass the intro your home free. dont worry.)
Long fans of the series will love this game, people who have never heard of it will love it. Buy it, its great for parties ;)
The Guitar Hero 3 Soundtrack (Credit to Wikipedia)
1.Starting Out Small
"Slow Ride" – Foghat
"Talk Dirty to Me" – Poison † (Vocals re-recorded by Bret Michaels)
"Hit Me with Your Best Shot" – Pat Benatar
"Story of My Life" – Social Distortion
"Rock and Roll All Nite" – Kiss (Encore)
2. Your First Real Gig
"Mississippi Queen" – Mountain
"School's Out" – Alice Cooper
"Sunshine of Your Love" – Cream
"Barracuda" – Heart
"Guitar Battle vs. Tom Morello" (Original composition)
"Bulls on Parade" – Rage Against the Machine (Encore with Tom Morello)
3. Making the Video
"When You Were Young" – The Killers
"Miss Murder" – AFI
"The Seeker" – The Who
"Lay Down" – Priestess
"Paint It, Black" – The Rolling Stones (Encore)
4. European Invasion
"Paranoid" – Black Sabbath
"Anarchy in the U.K." – Sex Pistols †
"Kool Thing" – Sonic Youth
"My Name Is Jonas" – Weezer
"Even Flow" – Pearl Jam (Encore)
5. Bighouse Blues
"Holiday in Cambodia" – Dead Kennedys
"Rock You Like a Hurricane" – Scorpions
"Same Old Song and Dance" – Aerosmith
"La Grange" – ZZ Top
"Guitar Battle vs. Slash" (Original composition)
"Welcome to the Jungle" – Guns N' Roses (Encore with Slash)
6. The Hottest Band on Earth
"Black Magic Woman" – Santana
"Cherub Rock" – The Smashing Pumpkins
"Black Sunshine" – White Zombie
"The Metal" – Tenacious D
"Pride and Joy" – Stevie Ray Vaughan (Encore)
7. Live in Japan
"Before I Forget" – Slipknot
"Stricken" – Disturbed
"3's & 7's" – Queens of the Stone Age
"Knights of Cydonia" – Muse
"Cult of Personality" – Living Colour † (Encore)
8. Battle for Your Soul
"Raining Blood" - Slayer
"Cliffs of Dover" – Eric Johnson
"The Number of the Beast" – Iron Maiden
"One" – Metallica
"Guitar Battle vs. Lou" (Devil Went Down to Georgia by Steve Ouimette (original song by The Charlie Daniels Band)) (Encore)
Bonus tracks
"Avalancha" – Héroes del Silencio
"Can't Be Saved" – Senses Fail
"Closer" – Lacuna Coil
"Don't Hold Back" – The Sleeping
"Down 'N Dirty" – LA Slum Lords
"F.C.P.R.E.M.I.X." – The Fall of Troy
"Generation Rock" – Revolverheld
"Go That Far" – Bret Michaels Band
"Hier Kommt Alex" – Die Toten Hosen
"I'm in the Band" – The Hellacopters
"Impulse" - An Endless Sporadic
"In the Belly of a Shark" – Gallows
"In Love" – Scouts of St. Sebastian
"Mauvais Garçon" – Naast
"Metal Heavy Lady" – Lions
"Minus Celsius" – Backyard Babies
"My Curse" – Killswitch Engage
"Nothing for Me Here" – Dope
"Prayer of the Refugee" – Rise Against
"Radio Song" – Superbus
"Ruby" – Kaiser Chiefs
"She Bangs the Drums" – The Stone Roses
"Take This Life" – In Flames
"The Way It Ends" – Prototype
"Through the Fire and Flames" – DragonForce
Some songs are only unlocked through co-op career mode. Look them up yourself. I'm tired....
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A middle stage of the creation of an erection, normally brought about by non-tactile means, which -- if mistaken for a completely flaccid penis -- would make one viewing the penis think the gentleman is exceedingly well-hung.
So she answers the door with some jean shorts on, and all of a sudden I have a 3/4 distorter in my pants.
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When someone plays Halo 3 so much that the Halo logo burns into their face. Such an accomplishment is very impressive.
Not to be confused with the Halo 2 tan or the Halo CE tan.
Jason: hey dude, what'd u do over the weekend?
Tom: z0mg d000d, lyk l0l, I g0tz a halo 3 tan!! u c4n practically see the hal0 log0 in my face!!!! lol
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Bob: I got a tan this week.
Sam: How Man!, there ain't no sun here in Washington.
Bob: The UV light from my TV screen gave me a Halo tan!
Sam: Holy Sh*t! I see the halo logo on your f*cking face!
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when what is supposed to be a short trip turns into a long one because of getting lost or other mishaps
Our trip to the beach turned into a 3 hour tour because Jayden missed our turn and we ended up lost in the mountains instead.
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