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The organ that Jesus used to fuck all those bitches. That's why there are so many Christians in the world.
Jesus wipped out Jesus's fuck thang so much, even the son of god got chaffed.
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An excuse to do the dirty on christmas day. May be used to avoid the wrath of God for sinning on his son's birthday.
John: Are you free tonight? I need a little christmas lovin, if you know what I mean...
Jane: I'm not sure God would ever forgive me.
John: Don't worry, it's jesus birthday sex. He'll take it as a compliment that we are celebrating His birth.
Jane: Ok! Let's do it!
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noun;adjective:
a term used when something is incredibly fucking supprising or when some one or something is:
A.Fucking Retarded
B.Smells like shit
C. or is stoned OFF THEIR ASSES, rolling, or tripping and did or said something incredibly memorable, rediculous, funny, smart.ect.
"Jesus shitting christ! I´m tripping so hard, that i saw the tree from Pochahontas!"
"Jesus shitting christ! did you eat a fucking corpse?"
"Britney was really a virgin all that time? Jesus shitting christ."
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For when someone is deciding to be a dumb person.
Charlotte: haiuhlssisghj
Shirley: wth?
Charlotte: suygkhjdipdugvciuyhifgvcgiufgh
Shirley: Charlotte, I-
Charlotte: SIYXLKUHIUHKGUODHGJVIUHDB DHODHJVHUODHJVHDUHVDHU
Shirley and Alpen: YOU NEED JESUS!
Charlotte: wha?
Shirley: *SLAPS THE FUCKING BIBLE AGAINST CHARLOTTE'S FACE*
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n. 'swEt 'tEn 'jE-z&s
An adaptation from the oft used sweet jesus showing exclamation, but even more so. The modification uses the rarely discussed 'teen' jesus to enhance surprise.
1. You got hit by a car riding your bike? Sweet teen jesus, that's rough.
2. Sweet teen jesus, that's one good sandwich
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the man who infact looks like jesus,is small like a baby and has the name stevie. he is equivelent to god but yet stevie baby jesus is an atheist. term first used in 2007 at mosinee middle school.
man #1 dood i went to steve schara's house last night.
man #2 who the fuck is that. the only steve ik is stevie baby jesus.
man #1 thats who i ment man
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An expression of great misfortune, disgust, or suprise. Normally used in the most extreme of circumstances.
See:
Jesus H. Christ
Jesus Tapdancing Christ
Jesus Brick-Shitting Christ
etc...
Jesus Breakdancing Christ! My scrotum is missing! How the hell did that happen!??!?!?!!
or...
Guy 1: Hey, I banged your wife last night.
Guy 2: Jesus Breakdancing Christ! Your ass is grass, motherfucker!
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