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Jake is a dickhead who shoots up heroine on the bathroom floor of his ex girlfriends apartment while placing a fish on his head. He is also the person who would shoot up a school and forget how to use a gun.
Jake is a piece of meth baby shit
The dirties little ugly fuck you have ever seen in your life, this peice of human garbage not only smells like a bag of shit but also resembles a bag of shit. His breathe smells so bad it could peel paint off of a submarine, his body odor is so repulsive birds flying over his fall out of the sky dead. His teeth are yellower than his piss. In his 21 years of being alive he has never drinkin water once. Along with not drinking water he has never showered or cleaned himself in way resulting in the grossest human being ever. Besides being super fucking gross he is also a douchebag peice of shit personality wise, in his free time he enjoys kicking puppies and farting on babies. For his occupation he steals from the less fortunate and gives to himself. I could go on about how much this fucker sucks but I’ll leave it at this is you see Jake walking towards you run the other way!
What’s that smell? It smells like garlic and shit mixed in a blender. “Oh that’s probably Jake”
Someone who thinks that they're a bad boy, usually with the bio, "Jake/badboy/has a dark secret". Most Emily's fall for them.
"Jake is my crush guys."
"Really Emily? You know hes my crush!"
A really fine ass boy,short,but he is hella funny,he is crazy,he got hands for a small guy,he don’t fuck with hoes cuz he is loyal,he got lots of friends but also a lot of enemies.
Jake is so fine