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What Big Bubba did to your Daddy last night at the jail.
Hey, Twinkletoe's, can you get that soap for me. I'm an anal rapester.
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When you just take a huge dump, but theres still a bunch of shit in your ass, and you have absolutely no way of getting rid of it besides getting a bunch of toilet paper and scoopin that shit out by hand, which has about the same consistancy as smooth butter.
"What took you so long in the bathroom?"
"I took a little shit, but it turns out there was some anal butter"
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A guy has anal intercourse with a lady friend. The guy then ejaculates inside her rectum, after urinates inside also, and finishes it with a chocolate topping called poop. The guy then takes a straw and stirs it for a couple seconds then enjoys his "dairy treat."
Girl, that anal slurpie was tasty.
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It is when tracy brings the homewrecker to the back door
Anal intruder is when the Poop shoot has a mishap due to an oversize penis
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after you take a shit and the piss filled water splashed up on your ass and you just get up without wiping leaves a strange rash and a nasty smell and slimy substance that squishes between your ass crack when your walking
Oh man my anal butter is rank.
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Something you girlfriend/wife has done with every other man she's slept with except for you
Man i loved having anal sex with your wife while you thought she was a pottery classes
Idiot !
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To have intercoarse through the buttocks.
Person one: Hey Kelly, I'm going on a date with Cody tonight!
Person two: Cool, are you going to do the anal dirties?
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