When Mfs in florida to crazy
Bro theyβre going angry bird style
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A man crouches over a woman facing towards her pussy. He proceeds to shit all over her boobs while making tweeting noises. He then proceeds to mash the shit into the womanβs mouth. The woman then feeds the man as if he was a baby bird with this shit in her mouth.
I pulled A Bulgarian bird feeder with my wife paste night now I have pink eye and an infection.
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a skank
malkies junkie bird is a chomo and he is poor as fuck
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The act of holding a fart through a date which leads to a climatic event that feels similar to that of blowing a small bird out your ass at high pressure
(conversation between friends after leaving their dates)
example 1:
friend 1: "Dude!, whats that smell?"
friend 2: "I just blew out a bird man! I was holding it all through the movie."
Example 2:
"Don't sit next to Christina, I think she has been blowing out birds."
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While having a large dip of chewing tobacco in your lip allowing a friend or acquaintence to reach in and take some to fulfill their own chewing tobacco needs.
Hey man you mind if I get a baby bird dip out of the big ole chaw you have?
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The outcome of the seventh apocolyptic unicorn rave. This happens once every thousand years when Obama remembers that we need change.
Person:Dude did you see that cat cross the street?
Other Person: Fer sure man
Person: Big Bird Grenades
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When your wanking off someone while looking at there japs eye and it starts to wink at you before it chucks itβs lumpy custard at your cranium.
She had birds eye viewing of me blow my load all over her.
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