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When 6 gentlemen and 1 Bob entered a Coates room and engage in EXTREMELY consensual adult male wrestling. Clothing ALWAYS optional.
"Hey Mike, why don't you come do an Irish Car Bob with me, Lance, Perry, and Duke? Remember though, No pants allow big guy!" -- Robert
When your car door is on the edge of the driveway and you have to get to your door without touching the grass.
Why did you park your car like that!? Now iāll have to do some Car Acrobatics.
1. A familiar term of address for an old man, forefather or ancestor. (For use as a title of a person, not as a descriptive word for a clock)
2. The father of one's mother or father.
Talk about TMI!!! My car-pa just told me about his sex life when he was a graduate student at Harvard!
The act of driving around for hours looking for a place to park your car. Usually occurs in shopping centers on rainy days.
"Dude how was that car-park safari it went for hours!"
A souped up sports car bearing at least two or more of the following: rims, multiple tail pipes, a spoiler, a hood scoop, and the like. These are the cars often seen at night drag racing down strips and appear in movies such as Fast & Furious and Turbo.
"Wow, mom, did you see that red nodder car?"
"The one that raced by me just now? Yes, son, I saw it."
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An very edgy slogan that environmentalists without any realistic solutions to offer (like hmm, more affordable electric cars?), and angry bicyclists who refuse to upgrade to a more modern (and adult) form of transportation, actually propose in earnest as a thing that society should or could do, as if it would not immediately make modern existence completely impossible, which they might realize if they even took 5 seconds to consider the ramifications of their asinine proposal.
"Cars pollute and drivers are big meanies to me on my bicycle, ban cars! It's not like this would make grocery shopping extremely difficult for most people, prevent anyone from ever traveling more than 50 miles away from their home, and also, I would have no goods or food at all, since literally everything I own was delivered by a truck! This is totally a reasonable solution, and not an adolescent overreaction at all! I'm so superior to you all for not owning a car, oh shit, I need a ride somewhere, better call up my friend who has a car/take an Uber!"
ur horny but its just an easy way to say it
Ethan: fuck dude I'm a car shes too hot