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The absolute worst college in all of America. Full of ugly bitches, libtards, and home of the corniest parties ever.
Person 1: Yo you tryna party at Etown College tonight bro?
Person 2: Fuckssss no babyyyy I'd rather choke my chicken all night. There will be 80% dudes 20% bitches and 19.8% of the bitches look like my left testicle.
Herkimer colleg is located in the village of Herkimer which is located in the town of herkimer. Which is located in the county of Herkimer. their mascot is General Herkimer and they selll Herkimer mugs and Herkimer T-shirts at the college book store. See definition of herkimer
Its so cold at herkimer college, I wish it wasnt awalys snowing!
What used to be Armidale High School but now yassified with a few million wasted taxpayer dollars. This is where 1000 vape addicted kids go to get half an education and lasting trauma, the actual smart ones just drop out and become tradies
The fights are so bad that this “state of the art education facility” was put on 9 news as the most dangerous school in Australia. There’s barely any teachers since the kids left them traumatised (one was put in a nursing home) and the ones with the balls to stay aren’t even paid enough to afford the overpriced pies from the canteen. Good luck surviving if you go here lol
Josh: I heard that two yr 8 girls from ASC got pregnant
Marie: Yeah they’re the same ones that sold me weed behind the tanks on the oval
Josh: Damn, wasn’t there a lockdown when they had a massive punch up with those guys in yr 7?
Marie: Yeah they were the same ones, I think they’ve dropped out to be full time 16 year old mums now
Josh: Wow, Armidale Secondary College is really the best school ever!!
Leeds college of building is a prison looking brick building where all your dreams come true. The college is full of scratters who are on bursery and all go out for break every 10 mins for a puff on some red cherry ice elf bar. Joinery is a popular option for those with minimal gcses and so is painting and decorating the staff are wonderful when the students aren’t around and the building is due to be demolished on the next windy day some of the girls are meh that attend here. The college smells like my grandads slippers and it get cleaned once every 2 years if they can be arsed. I’ve shat out tuffet shits that the walls that hold up this college.
I’m in leeds college of building get me out of here.
a school that is named St Paul's Catholic College
A college or university that doesn't teach any kind of marketable skill, but wants to charge crippling debt for an increasing worthless degree.
Trump university was a Qlown college
If you are a raging lesbian and want a horrible education with staff that would rather fuck you over than lose their own reputation this is the school for you!
You will love the principle, who will put her self image before anything else. Look out for her face on an oversized poster as you drive past pc!
Student: I go to Perth College
literally anyone: “are you gay or do you lack a personality?”