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Really really really weird tasting stuff.
possible drugs. idn ask A and W
Fred- Wow i just drank sparkling vanilla cream soda
Bob- Awesome i heard that shit was bangin.
Joe- What fucktards.
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An all male orgy of five guys or more. The acts committed are limited only by the participants imagination but a true five guy cream pie MUST consist of at least two things; a) five male participants and b) lots of semen
Joseph R. Cools: "Did you see Antron is in the hospital?"
Dr. Steve: "No, what happened?!"
Joseph R. Cools: "He took part in a five guy cream pie last night"
Dr. Steve: "When will he learn?"
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When a man with an infected ingrown hair on his penis is bangin' a woman so hard, while on her crimson wave that it causes it to burst, leaving scrotal abscess drainage in the cherry pie filling .
It was a Georgia scorcher, when a flock of seagulls swooped down to get a taste of the sweet cherry pie cream puff left by the couple on the beach.
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Its when a girl sucks a guys dick, has the cum in her mouth, and starts sucking another guys dick with it in her mouth.
Last night I this threesome and this freaky girl gave us an ice cream paint job
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When a girl inserts a roll of quarters into a guys ass hole, then proceeds to jerk him off while he is squatting and his penis is aimed towards a paper cup (like the ones used to hold ice cream at the ice cream shop). When the guy cums into the cup, the pressure of the orgasm pushes the quarters out.
So just like the Olde Time Ice Cream guys, you get a cup full of cream and change back!
Girl, my man be smilin' like a fat kid at Baskin' Robins. All because I gave him a "Dairy Dan the Ice Cream Man", ate the snack and spent the money!
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A sexual act in which a man intentionally ejaculates on his sex partner's (either sex) bare skin. Referred to as a "facial" when done to the face.
That song's about an ice cream paint job.
An ice cream paint job sounds gross.
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a phrase used to catch the attention of the relative of a member of NASA
Jen: "pork-flavored dry ice cream!"
Gage: *turns head* "oh hey Jen!"