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When you shove a clarinet up your coochie and it plays a lil song.
One time at band camp I did a Dirty Rylan because I was soo board.
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(n.) derived from the "stink palm" technique as seen in Mallrats. It is the most horrendous of pranks involving a tampoon being stuck up a guy's ass then removed and placed back in its wrapper. the girl who then uses it will experience a stink fouler than any stink palm. As this stink clings to her innards, it is extremely difficult to remove. Douching it will not remove the smell of ass.
Cindy got The Dirty Brian, and now her cooch smells like shit.
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When you choke a girl with expensive jewelry during sex.
I went to Jared's and bought my girl a diamond necklace just so I could give her a dirty ruby
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A dirty slag whos always looking for people to rule her in bed. She is always looking for someone to rule her and be her king.
What did she do last night?
She was a proper dirty grace
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When a girl rides a mans face backwards until she ejaculates. During ejaculation she farts ,then lights it creating a flamethrower and extinguisher at once.
I got a Dirty Madison, that burned my face.
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When you're such a good girl that you'll pay for dinner, drinks, and give your best friend's boyfriend head in the Uber on the way home while she sits in the front seat.
"Man, the girl I met on Tinder last night gave me the best Dirty Mari I've ever had in my life."
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