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Ethan is the sweetest guy you'll ever meet. He's really shy and reserved, but if you're lucky enough to catch his eye, just know that you found your best friend. Ethan is funny and has a broken sense of humor: his jokes are all about saying random words in random situations or just casually mentioning Ed Sheeran while talking. He's a talented musician who prefers to be quiet and just play, he's basically the most humble rockstar you'll ever meet. He's a very sensitive boy with lots of issues, but he's always ready to listen to your struggles too. FIND YOURSELF AN ETHAN!! <3
"so as I was saying, yesterday i tripped on a rock and fell on my face, I almost broke my nose!"
"aha lmao"
"wtf Ethan what are you on"
"xanax"
"oh"
beautiful female named Bethany who most likely came here to search for her name without the first and last letter for a tiktok challenge.
beautiful female named Bethany who most likely came here to search for her name without the first and last letter for a tiktok challenge.
The most country guy you will ever meet, moes his grass, rides his tractor, cuts and stacks his own wood, plants his grass seed, and totally does not have a pool back yard cause that’s city boy activity!
Girl 1: who’s the most country guy we know?
Girl 2: it’s definitely Ethan! (Moans)
Ethan is the hottest, most adorable person you will ever meet. He is funny, kind and cares about all of his friends. He looks harmless but will beat the shit out of anyone who hurts his friends or family. He loves sports and lives on a farm.
Person 1: Ethan just asked me out!
Person 2: omg your soo lucky
The type of dude to laugh so hard he throws up.
Jeff: why is there vomit in the sonic parking lot?
Bob: I told Ethan a joke.