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porn star hands

a girl who has hands so small that they make any dick look huge.

damn girl, you got such porn star hands!

by optionaljoystick January 10, 2012


Hillbilly hand grenade

An act of road rage in which a chewing tobacco user hurls an open canister "usually a soda bottle" full of aged, rancid tobacco spit at a fellow motorist, cyclist or pedestrian

Some asshole cut me off on the way to work so I chucked a hillbilly hand grenade into his open window.

by GoinHAM December 11, 2013


hand to gland combat

A very vigorous masturbation session!

Man! You look like you've indulged in some Hand to Gland combat!

by CrazyDiamond January 27, 2005

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Hand job

when a guy rubs is pecker fr pleasure

by gorge May 26, 2003

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hands like Saagar

-noun

1. a characteristic describing someone who frequently drops an easy pass in sports; butterfingers.

Origin:
Unknown. A commonly used phrase in the Northeast, particularly in the Boston-Cambridge area.

He dropped the easy pass; he has hands like Saagar.

by disland January 13, 2011


left-handed charlotte

A Left-Handed Charlotte is a strong cum shot to the face while screaming "WILBUR" that forms a "web" over the left eye. (Use of the left hand is preferable, for consistency.)

I gave that chick in the bar a Left-Handed Charlotte last weekend and she's still wearing an eye patch.

by Dog Ruff Ruff 69 March 4, 2014


3 Hand Sandy

A sexual act between 3 people. When a guy has someone to his left and right (can be either male or female). Each of the individuals use one of their hands to jack off the guy.

The term 3 hand sandy is short for a 3 hand sandwich which became very popular in gay bath houses in the 70's.

Jim: "What were you doing all that time in the steam room with Bob and Ted?"

John: "We were all sitting on the bench and they decided to give me a 3 hand sandy."

by Young Wheezy August 26, 2009

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