When you drink soda with a wine glass half full.
“I would hang out with Tyrone if he wasn’t such a top hat drinker “
When a male pulls his scrotum up and over the head of his penis prior to becoming erect and displays the act to his sexual partner and shouts, “wear it as a hat”! The male then proceeds to become erect and have coitus.
Wear it as a hat- What are you doing with your penis? *proceeds to pull scrotum over head of penis* Wearing it as a hat of course!”
The pg way of saying “Get your head out of your ass,”
Lmbo get your head out of your cowboy hat 🤠🤠🤠
the hat you wear when you taken too much and seek safety
nath where’s the safety hat?
I pledge allegiance to the boys, of the United Club of the Hard Hats, and to the bitch for which we detest, we stand against the Bucket Hat club, they may think that they are stronger, but we are... the Hard Hats... And we will fuck them up, FOR THE BOYSSSSS!!
Every morning instead of doing the pledge of allegiance, us boys say the Hard Hat pledge of allegiance instead, FUCK THE BUCKET HAT GIRLS!
Golfer hat, Irish cap, cheesecutter hat, Gatsby hat.
Hey look wade has a new cocksucker hat on..