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Hell is School
On April 23, 1635, the first public school in what would become the United States was established in Boston, Massachusetts. Known as the Boston Latin School, this boys-only public secondary school was led by schoolmaster Philemon Pormont, a Puritan settler. The Boston Latin School was strictly for college preparation.
Sum kid in 1634: Yay i can stay home evryday! i dont need to go to learn!
Kids in 1636: Oh no :( summer break is at its end. We need to go visit hell again D:
The teacher: Welcome to hell!
My life. Really, shouldn't you know this? Don't you live in hell?
why are you searching it up. we all know what it is the majority still goes there.
some hints:
we go there from monday-friday
we get homework
we suffer
did you guess it yet.
well if you didn’t then you’re a dumb bitch.
it’s school 🤧
the answer is school.
Mom: Ready to go to school?
Child: you mean hell? 💀
A building in which people/their parents pay to be there, and kids go through a bunch of mental torture by being "taught", having their only breaks be saviors. However, sometimes the mind gets so corrupted by it and tells the child to choose violence over food. Some hells don't even get breaks. Usually only active Mondays through Fridays, sometimes less. This mental torture is taught by multiple people, and even uses a language that goes by "math". It is a language "taught" all over the world. Every hell has a manager, which goes by the principal. The workers usually go by "teachers" although there are some janitors that get paid $7 an hour. You need to go to hell in order to actually get a job, which actually rewards you for doing work. Some symptoms of this place are depression, mental illness, and mental corruption. These are similar to the symptoms of a job.
Parent: Get ready for school.
Kid: AW HELL NAH GOTTA GO TO HELL AGAIN?
Where all the fun people go. Gays have their own little place just to party. The only reason they are there is because God is stupid enough to think Satan needs a boyfriend.
Where everyone on this website will probably be winding up
See you in hell, fellow internet dweller!