I Need to Hit the Head

A fake, phoney-bologna totally fictional jingle one might sing when they have to use the toilet or urinal.

{Sung to the tune of the nursery rhyme, "The Farmer in the Dell"}:

♫ I need to hit the head, ♫

♫ I need to hit the head, ♫
♫ Don't piss in the stereo ♫
♫ I need to hit the head! ♫

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just hit the damn ball

Knee jerk reaction to the thirty second wait between setup and actual takeaway.

"Just hit the damn ball!"

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spinning like a hit dog

exerting a lot of energy while achieving no positive results other then providing great amusement to those around you.

When Fred's girlfriend went into labor, he was still spinning like a hit dog when the ambulance showed up.

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fake news hit job

A fake news hit job is fake news about a fake hit job

The special prosecutor is a Fake news hit job.

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basil from the hit game omori

If you kin basil, you are fucking gay. There is no doubt. You are not straight. You are a fucking fruitcake.

Example: "I kin basil from the hit game omori because we are similar" or its cuz ur gay asf.

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just hit the east side of the LBC

an indication of arrival at a specific location or general area. Inspired by the lyrics from Warren G and Nate Dogg's "Regulate".

I just hit the east side of the LBC.

When I landed in L.A., I told my friend I just hit the east side of the LBC.

Person 1: Where you at?
Person 2: I just hit the east side of the LBC
Person 1: Cool, so you'll be here in about 5?
Person 2: Giggity

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solids are going to hit the air conditioning

another phrase for shit hits the fan but more refined. Used to predict a mess when the event happens.

"When that gets published, the solids are going to hit the air conditioning".

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