Males can only have sex or masturbate with a MILF (Unless you are gay, if so, do it with a DILF.) For Females you do the same, but with a DILF (Unless you are a lesbian, if so, do it with a MILF.) Passing will let you do Anal Annihilation April.
MILF Madness March is basically NNN for children
if you know a ginger, spend time with them during the month of march. for good people, knowing a ginger or being friends with a ginger will bring you good luck and genius ideas. good people who know gingers will have a very good month of march. HOWEVER : beware because bad people are brought out with the march ginger phenomenon. people go utterly insane and may try to manipulate you or cyberbully you.
ginger friend: *breathes*
you: OMG, I JUST GOT THE BEST IDEA EVER !!!!!
ginger friend: it’s because of the march ginger phenomenon!! ITS TRUE !!!
assssssssssssss oops i mean a nice time that desnt exist
march 69thtrssssssssevewv5f45ewv89u5jkq897w4785v8974v58 is cool
send someone a risky text on National risky text day on march 3rd
i just sent lily a text on National risky text day on march 3rd
Most beautiful and seetest persons are born on the 18th of march
Jojo is born on the 18th of March
the day the most amazing, hot, wonderful, kind, considerate, caring, loving, and all together perfect people have been born.
"woah i really like him"
"dude of course you do, he was born on march 19th 2006!"
If you born at March 1st, you are ugly asf. Thats a fact.
Ugh Adam you are so ugly. You might born at March 1st.
Yeah... i know.