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All the guys I know are douchebags, I should try meat surfing.
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A gaggle of hot men dressing a straight woman up in nothing but adoration, usually done in a bedroom or other similar setting.
"'Erik invited his guys from the firehouse over last night, and that was one DELICIOUS meat salad', said Emily."
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A poop, particularly one that occurs after eating lots of meat
"I thought he was lost in my intestinal wilderness, but this morning the Meat Eagle has landed!"
"The Meat Eagle has landed!"
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A wayward piece of skin that hangs an flaps from the top of a woman's pussy. This skin looks like it has no business being there. If encountered proceed carefully if handled tongs should be used
As I went down on my new girls pussy I noticed a long piece of skin hanging from her cunt. I thought to myself maybey I should push it to the side before someone gets hurt here. I've got a real meat pendulum.
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What happens to your man bag when the mesh on your swim trunks rubs against the skin on your meat and two veg because of the salt water of the ocean.
(Also known as chafing)
After jumping the waves, the boy said "mom, I have hamburger meat, can we go to the pool instead?"
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People who beat their cows and chickens penises
The farmer across the road likes to beat his meat-the meat beater friend
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Blowjobs in the morning that feel heavenly.
Yo, I woke up to Janice enjoying her breakfast meat, and man it was amazing!
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