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Muffin time is a thing that wants to die in asdfmovie
What you yell in frustration while hungry and desperate to jack off knowing full well it's going to take for fucking ever to get your shit done.
Person A: How much do we have left to do?
Person B: We still got to *insert a list so long that I was too lazy to write here*
Person A: BANANA PINGAS MUFFINS!!!
Muffin Butting is the act of inserting a muffin into ones rectum before expelling it through a bowel movement.
I spent yesterday Muffin Butting and have been clearing crumbs out of my ass for hours.
Doing something exceedingly cool.
The act of being awesome.
Friend 1: Hey buddy, what are you doing tonight?
Friend 2: Crushing the muffin.
Friend 1: AAaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww yeeeeeaaaaahh!
Another way to say “sucks for you.”
Coined by the Z dawg
Person 1: I am stressed...
Z Dawg: Tough muffins
A small turd is layd on to a baking tray, roasted for 5 minuets then fed to the partner of the person who made the turd.
this prosess can be repeated over an over again until there in no turds left.
I layed a hillbilly muffin in your dads flange
A word used to describe anyone who wears a muffin hat
Oi mush look at dat raga muffin like