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when a man is alone in the house with a woman. he lubes up his loveshaft, sneaks up behind the woman, quickly pulls down her pants, and thrusts his hump sub in her.
I broke into Amanda's house and waited for her to make dinner. when she was at the stove i gave her a sticky russian ninja, and she cried. IT WAS HILARIOUS, HIGH FIVE!!
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a worldwide overnight sensation that crumbles under the weight of its hitherto unimaginable awesomeness only to rise from the ashes phoenix-like to reclaim its rightful place in world history.
Derived from the all-girl punk/pop/thasher band of the same name, best known for Blangie 2000:World Tour and "The Limo Flew Out of My Eye (Crying Limousine Tears)"
"It might look bleak now but if all goes well we might just pull a NERUSA"
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An elite squad of cowboy ninja ghosts that are masters at everything in all the universes especially at blanket throwing which is a very deadly skill
"Man hurry up! If we're gonna rob we have to do it fast before.........OH SH!T ITS THE BLANKET THROWING COWBOY NINJA GHOSTS RUN FOR YOUR LIVES AHHHHHHHHHHHH LAAAAAAAAAAAA (blanket throwing ninja ghosts easily destroy the robbers with their blankets in seconds leaving no evidence or trace of their exsistence there}
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Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus returns from dead on Easter and becomes Cyborg Pirate Zombie Ninja Jesus. He hunts for eggs and brains. His bite will turn you into a zombie but will also cleanse you of all sin.
It's Easter! Happy Cyborg Pirate Zombie Ninja Jesus Day!
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This is the product of Livia and Danie, two school aged children lookin to belong:P
Livia + Danie = Ma Ninja Baby
and
Livia + Danie = Stephie My Ninja Baby
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A person of robot, ninja, pirate, and zombie decent
I was chased home by a Robot Ninja Pirate Nazi Zombie
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Uchiha Sasuke's way to keep his hair lookin' sexy. Naruto's way of making his hair weird and yellow
"i will use the ancient ninja art of deep conditioning to make my hair like sasuke-kun!"
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