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penis bird

The name for an origami bird with a paper 'tail' that protrudes in the wrong direction making it more akin to a huge penis.

Perhaps an attempt at a joke by the sex deprived creators of the origami instructions.

penis birdorigamisex deprivedinnuendo

by penny21 April 10, 2009

31๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


hanging penis

its where your about to get an erection, and your dick gets bigger but it still isnt quite hard.

Girl:GOD DAMN IT GET HARD!!!
Boy: Chill bitch i still got hanger(hanging penis)

by john raleigh October 13, 2007

16๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


boomerang penis

A male reproductive organ (penis) that is oddly bent either up, down, left or right and looks like if unattached, it could be thrown and it would be a boomerang.

girl: umm, come on. Let me suck your penis.
guy: NO! I can not let you.
girl: why not?
guy: I have a boomerang penis
girl: Lol. you are a douche.

by epberry09 October 24, 2009

16๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


penis puppetry

The ancient art of minipulating the male genitals to represent objects.

I asked him the time and he showed me his "wristwatch." (the wraping of the penis around the wrist to resemble a wrist watch is an examlpe of penis puppetry)

by Joshua Muller , Joe Laucht, Justin Reeder July 19, 2006

16๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


small penis

reproductive organ attached to a male which is extremely small, comparable to the tiny cock on a young child boy. clinical statistics show that out of anglo-saxon-european, african-negroid, east-asian, middle-eastern and latin-hispanic men, the most least endowed is found in majority of anglo-saxon-european men, barely getting over 2.5 inches.

compared to african-negroid, east-asian, middle-eastern and latin-hispanic men whom are all around 5-6 inches, which is the global standard. this is not to say every white man has a 2 inch cock. there are indeed some with 4 inches or more. in american/western porn, you will find the 0.000141945% of white men with much larger penis than the rest of his diaspora.

hollywood is where all the famous white men are. american porn is where all the abnormally larger penis white men are.

because of this disability (known in central and east africa as 'white man syndrome') white women are making themselves available for other races. indeed, there are more white women traveling to africa for sex than ever before.

new studies in 2012 find that population in anglo-saxon-european countries are on the decline because white women are becoming less receptive to white men. for sexual reasons. now the white race faces threat of extinction because of the white man's small penis.

small penis of white men is causing the extinction of his own race. white man is the diseases of the planet and his small penis is the disease to white women and to himself.

they say,
asteroids killed the dinosaurs.
nazis killed the jews.
and small penis killed the white man.

by WonderWomanAlice October 8, 2012

1380๐Ÿ‘ 1226๐Ÿ‘Ž


penis munch

a person who loves to munch the male penis

The young man was a humungous penis muncher

by mike cruz October 10, 2003

13๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Stormtrooper Penis

n. When you have a shallow vagina and you put a tampon in and it sticks out, looking like a little white penis, like a Stormtrooper would have.

"And as I put the tampon in, that's when I realized I had a shallow vagina. It looked like a little Stormtrooper Penis!"

by TaylorKaye August 20, 2013

15๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž