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Gonna play among us wit u

It's simple, it's when you wanna play among us wit someone

Gonna play among us wit u

by WolfKing25 September 25, 2022


I play connect 4 with your organs

A sexual term referring to rearranging someone’s guts because they were participating in rough sex.

“I play connect 4 with your organs

“I played connect 4 with Lucy’s organs last night.”

by sexhag6868 January 27, 2021


a fat martian troll who plays minecraft

ace roan is a fat Martian troll who plays minecraft
hack this bitch

www.plus.google.com/+AceRoane

ace roan is a fat martian troll who plays minecraft

by bullshit meister November 14, 2017


Are we playing tag because you’re it chief

a saucy pickup line used to get the hot ladies and sexy boys.

aidan: are we playing tag because you’re it chief
lauren: omg will you be my boyfriend

by saucy mama May 24, 2019

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Work Hard Play Hard School

Term usually given to schools such as Vanderbilt, prestigious colleges that offer a great party atmosphere as well.

Vanderbilt, A work hard play hard school.

by vandyfan1994 November 9, 2010

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Playing the ragtime standard at the old west saloon

When a man performs cunnilingus on a woman experiencing her menstrual flow.

Reggie: So, bobby walks into the her room and finds a certain very well-known rapper playing the RAGTIME standard at the old west saloon on his old lady...

ARVN: Reg, you're bullshiting me. holy niggertron. and what happened then?

Reggie: well, bobby whipped out his cock on lupe ta-do, made like the OK corral, won the gun slinging, and then made like wyatt earp and busted two shots on his ol' lady MAE WEST.

ARVN: no hawaii?

Reggie: no hawaii.

by Mack 10 the knife February 24, 2010

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Playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin

A sarcastic saying used when a person tells another person of something mildly unfortunate that has happened to them, sometimes exaggerated in order to gain sympathy. It implies that the person speaking of their misfortune expects someone to come in playing the saddest song in the world on the worlds smallest violin to correspond with the apparent tradgedy of the situation. Sometimes the person saying this will mime playing a small violin, or try and imitate the sound of a violin.

Jade: Hello, how are you?
Laurel: I just stepped in dog poop and my new shoes got ruined and my feet smell like dog poop, and-
Jade: -Shh... hear that? i'm playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin (mimes playing small violin)

by itsy bistsy teeny weeny violin March 12, 2006

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