Jeff was being a rough riding rectal retard yesterday
The heart of a frat party.
Damn that bucket hat retard is really keeping this party alive.
A person, generally male, who preys on younger girls with an external intent of love and caring but with the hidden motive of sex. This person generally doesn't understand the feelings of females and when tries to comprehend may need to dump the girl, or perform a sexual act with another girl to rebuild his self-esteem
Girl 1: Hey I got with this guy the other day, he's so sweet and caring.
Girl 2: If I were you, I'd dump him right now, everyone knows he's a retarded-hormonal-monkey!
Someone who is really fucking bad at sarcasm and thinks they are actually good. Their sarcasm doesn’t put any hints that they are sarcastic and sounds like normal speech and they will call you stupid that you didn’t get it.
Person 1: “We’re going to hang out at 3”
Person 2: “Oh cool, see you there.”
Person 1: “Are you fucking retarded I was being
sarcastic..”
Person 2 (in their head): “Damn, this really is guy is actually a sarcasm retard... how the fuck was I supposed to know he was sarcastic..”
Everything I do is what a genius would do. That's how being a genius works retard.
Hym "Is that what a retard would do or..."
When the dumbass friend in your groupchat asks a question that indicates they don't know how to fucking read.
Friend One: Dinner is at 7PM.
Friend Two: Cool see you then.
Friend Three: What time are we going to Dinner?
Friend One: Are you text retarded?
A Golden Retriever with a lack of intelligence, just cuteness no brain.
"Holy crap your Golden Retriever is such a Golden Retard."
"What do you mean?"
"He just ran into a wall."
"Oh...its okay he's cute."