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A saying used when one person completely dominates another person in a game, contest, sport, etc. Implies that the winner has complete possession of the broken competitor, thus placing the loser in a condition of servitude in the form of the construction and delivery of a sandwich.
We're not playing again-I just beat you 50 times in a row! I think it's time for you to go make me a sandwich.
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The ultimate way to get that sandwich you want when you can't leave your computer because someone is wrong on the internet!
-Make me a sandwich.
-What? Make it yourself!
-Sudo make me a sandwich.
-Okay.
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The "Chicken Sandwich" is when two great things meet eachother at the peak of mental and physical pleasure. A man is bending a supremely gorgeous woman, doggystyle of course, and he realizes that he is hungry. This is where the chicken sandwich comes into play. While holding the chick's ass in one hand the man simultaneously eats the chicken sandwich with his right hand, thus bringing together two joys that every man craves.
"Dude, last night I went to Wendy's and i ended up chicken sandwiching the hell out of this tight asian chick."
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Seltzer’s Sweet Lebanon Bologna, White or Yellow American cheese, Hellmann’s Mayo, and Middleswarth BBQ chips sandwiched between Martin’s Potato bread or Rolls. This is delicious, and you’ll only ever see a PA white boy eat it!
I’m hungry for lunch, whattaya say about a Pennsylvania White Boy Sandwich?
Going to make someone do something they won't want to do...
If that fucker don't stop dissin my gal I am gonna feed them a shit sandwich
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When a man covers his penis in hummus and is then jerked off by middlefinger, index finger and thumb.
"All I have is hummus"...."AWESOME WE CAN HAVE AFGHANI FINGER SANDWICHES!!!"
Best part about this one is that YOU CAN DO IT TO YOURSELF!
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Guy: abraham and turkey sandwich lincoln
Cashier: Sir this is a McDonalds.
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