Social Calliope

Social calliope is another term for social butterflies but it is said to people who are scared of butterflies

John : she's the most popular girl in school, she's a social butterfly

Amanda : You don't know her, she's a social calliope

social reject

carter bowman.

"carter bowman just said the n-word, he's such a social reject"

social reject

A person who doesn't have any friends to go outside with so resorts to chat rooms and online forums instead and generally prefers text or phone interaction than face to face.

Zach "I'm going to go out to a party tonight and get laid."
Dan "Nobody invited me to this party and nobody has ever invited me to a party."
Zach "That's too bad."
Dan "Well I'm used to it so for my interaction tonight I am going to go get it online with all of the other social rejects out there."
Zach "Have fun with that while I'm out here getting real interaction."
Dan *Sighs* "I'm such a social reject and a loser."

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Socially Awkweird

Weird in public. Eccentric and shy as fuck.

Why is Reginald so Socially Awkweird?

social mediaception

When someone posts something on one social media outlet, then they screenshot it and put it on a different one, then again, then again

"Hey bro, did you see that chicks post?"
"Ya, wasn't it on Facebook too?"
"Yeah, that's some social mediaception right there!"

Social Bin Chicken

The first person to like and comment on every single post on Facebook & Instagram and sends "Hey" inboxes repeatedly without any reply.

John likes every girls pics within minutes of her posting one, he's such a social bin chicken.

Country Social

Also known as ‘white people social’ or ‘white woman social’ as this type of social interaction is most regularly used between two white women.
Definition:

To be overly nice to someone whom you either actively dislike or just aren’t interested in interacting with, but don’t want to cause a scene and risk disrupting the social order.
-The interaction is extremely disingenuous and is basically an over-the-top version of the basic “hi how are you” “I’m good how bout you”.
-Pet names such as “hun”, “sweet”, “darling” are often used. Interactions are always brief lasting up to 7 back and forth rounds of conversation but usually only 4.
-To an outside observer, this often looks like an interaction between lifelong best friends.

Tiffany: Jane! So nice to see you!! Have you been doing? *huge hug and cheek kisses*

Jane: well howdy, hun! I’ve been great! How are you and the kids?

Tiffany: Everyone is doing great! Jake just graduated from NYU and Lily is pregnant with a baby girl!

Jane: Fantastic! Send them my love!! See you later. *walks away*

John: I had no idea you and Tiffany were so close.

Jane: what? No, I can’t stand that bitch. I was just being country social