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1: A turd of remarkable girth and length. Usually emotes the bearer to a sense of elevated pride and pathos towards his fellow man. The specimen is one worthy of at least a second look and brief ponderence. Because of its' rarity, another natural consideration is to share its' marvel with a significant other prior to flushing. 2: A turd of mythical proportions.
Jen quizzically entered with coat hanger in hand while Tom stood bewildered by his magnificent man-shit challenging him to flush the toilet.
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Bryan Callen is a man slut. He has admitted on his podcast that he slept with a two hookers for a pair of Nikes. He also brags about getting a lot of pussy. He is a man slut.
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After walking a date home, the would-be naked man is upset that he has not been invited into his date's home. So he says to his date, 'may i use your bathroom?' naked man proceeds to the bathroom, takes off all his clothes, and while the date takes off her coat, the naked man goes to his date's bed room and waits to be found. 2 out of 3 times, naked man gets laid. The other time, he gets arrested.
Dude, Adam totally gave Chloe the naked man, and it worked!!
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taking a nap in an uncomfortable and downright strange place, and sometimes going to great lengths to do so.
GEORGE: Jerry, look at my eyes.
JERRY: A little less beady today.
GEORGE: Because I'm REFRESHED. I finally found a way to sleep in my office. Under the desk. I lie on my back. I tuck in the chair. I'm invisible.
JERRY: Sounds like a really cool fort.
^^see? George takes a man nap.
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I unloaded my man gravy into her, thus making her pregnant
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The largest jug (3 leitres) of wine by Carlo Rossi
Yo, you wanna race to kill the fat man tonight?
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