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The day of not wearing a hard hat is march 10th
Boss: bobby what day is it
Bobby: march 10th national no hard hat day
“That makes my butt hard” (“making my butt hard-verb version) is an expression that can have slightly different meanings depending on the circumstance, but generally the expression is used in a positive manner. This positive expression can be used in the following ways (however not limited to what is listed):
1) Used to agree with someone.
2) Used to express attraction towards someone else.
3) Can be used to convey a general liking of something, some place, or someone.
Examples:
• These bean and cheese tacos are “making my butt hard”!
•Dude, tone it down with the cologne! You’re “making my butt hard”.
•Girl, You makes my butt hard ….no no…that’s a good thing. No…I’m not into anal play… I guess I was trying to say that you give me an erection, but didn’t want to come across as an agro alpha male.
When an amputee strikes you with his or her stump.
Don't make me give you a hard nubbin.
What Daves girlfriend does to him to keep him up all night. Also known as a handjob.
She gave me a hard pat and her hands were soft!
Slang for Child Pornography.
I was on the dark web and found some hard candy, now I'm going to destroy my harddrive
A condition affecting a male doctor, generally on night shifts, when he wakes up to their pager going off and find that he has a raging hard boner and cannot mobilize until buddy calms down.
Nurse: Hello, did you get my page about patient Smith's fluid order?
Doctor: Yeah I'm cumming, I'm dealing with a PPH right now...
Nurse: PPH? Post-partum hemorrhage?
Doctor: Uhhh. Yeah.
Post-page hard-on (PPH)
We have all caught ourselves at some stage throughout our lives where we've stood back for a second and realised that we're cookin it hard. This isnt a good nor bad thing and the sight of someone cookin it hard is impossible to miss, although it is rare for one to be seen cookin it hard out in public - unless there is something they really need to do..such as sort out Centrelink or to get a pay safe card...
Person 1: oi man you're cookin it hard in here ay, u been out here in the shed for bout 7 hours I was starting to talk to myself ...
Person 2: fixin me bike man it's nearly done just this bits fucked I gotta boa bla bla...