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An exaggerated version of 'Raining cats and dogs' where now its hailing and snowing and raining etc.
'holy shit, its shitting horses and donkeys'
A slender spliff perfect for inconspicuous consumption. Over before anyone even notices.
Dude, you ready? Let’s step out the back the for a race horse?
When you're on a horse.
Luke: When you're on a horse.
Alex: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
When someone has long, skinny legs and a big ole kneecap that looks awkward and disproportionate. Typically seen in adolescents and preteens but may persist into adulthood in select cases.
Damn, looks at that girl’s horse knees! Lol!
A majestic creature, a good man who plays to much halo
The Horse Gurdian said, if a football player loses his cock, what might he put down his pants?
Reference to the sacred love making of Cleopatra and the prince of Persia when they had a ceremonious sexual bonfire in which the Pegasus was born and learnt how to fly. Commonly used by the Gyllenhaal family when they are wondering why their youngest son Jake is tardy.
Mom... where's Jake?!?
well Maggie- remember he had improv class today?!
ugh... well fuck me and the horse I flew in on.
*in unison* that's are Jakey!!!
A job that seems pointless and useless and drives a dog fucker crazy
I was cleaning up wood in a yard full of garbage , then I said “why the fuck am I cleaning up this horse cunting shit when there is garbage everywhere?”