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a knife (usually a switchblade)
I made sure to bring my mexican boxing glove to the gang fight.
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Hysterical Mexican Syndrome (HMS) A member of the Hispanic community whom over reacts to any situation, emergent or non emergent, which results in hyperventilation, crying, yelling, faking unresponsiveness, and abuse of the 911 system.
Maria called 911 because her baby threw up. Maria was treated for hyperventilation s/p Hysterical Mexican Syndrome, the kid was given a Tylenol.
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a girl wont eat your cum when sucking your dick so you jack off in your hand and slap her with it
Dude last night i totaly mexican five stared that bitch
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a porta potty, usually on a construction site
dude 1: yo man, i where can take a dump?
Dude 2: there is a mexican space shuttle over there (points to porta potty)
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playing all of the tv sets in the house on the same program really loud to achieve the surround sound experience.
Hey Juan turn up the tv in the garage and kitchen, moms tv is louder. its messing with my mexican surround sound.
Carrying a loaded pistol or Revolver tucked into the front waistband of your pants with no holster.
The 27 year old man accidentally shot himself in the groin with his girlfriends pink pistol while "Carrying Mexican Style".
when the old smell of vagina lingers on your facial hair after a healthy serving of wet box
Jamie had a strange pungent smell on his moustache the night after smashing a dirty whore. turns out it was her vagina fluid caught on his manly upper lip - mexican glue stick