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1. The act of dropping your drink upon opening a door to find a transvestite masturbating.
2. A medical condition whereupon one pisses their pants when jumping on a trampoline.
Bro, stay away from that door unless you're in the mood for a little Bowling in Tijuana.
I have to stay away from trampolines. I have a terrible case of Bowling in Tijuana.
The closer you get to home after a long day, the more you have to shit. Your stomach is able to recognize how far you are from a toilet and proceeds to push the poop the closer you are.
Man this home bowl syndrome is really hitting me hard
When a man eats a bowl of chili, then convinces his friend to sit upside down naked at the bottom of a ladder so the guy can shit into his adshole that’s stretched wide, he then proceeds to eat the shit like a bowl of chili
Mike: “Hey Sean, please let me try the Amazonian chili bowl on you!”
Sean: “Yeah dude but I want to try it too!”
The pornographic act of ejaculating into a females/males naval (bellybutton)
I pulled out and decided instead of a creampie, I was going to give her breakfast in bed aka cereal bowl.
When you get so scared you shit to the point yiur organd fall out
Look at that terrifying monster!!! I almist had a shite bowl!!!!!!!!
When one is hitting the bong and is simultaneously donkey punched in the back of the head leaving a ring bruise around ones lips
Marc; why does it smell like pot in the house?
Son; fuck you dad *turns around hits bong*
Marc; I'm going to donkey bowl you, son"
a bowl with a fuck load of cereal
Bobby ate a GIGANTIC cereal bowl and Died