🍑 Rise and shine, folks! Introducing a quirky twist to "the ass crack of dawn" - behold, "the ass crack of duck" 🌅 This term is exclusively reserved for those brave souls in the farming realm who know the agony of waking up before sunrise for their beloved animals.
-One must think of the time they would truly physically roll out of bed and want to die, then set back the time an additional 30 mins to properly indenting which time to set their alarm. Be ware the ass crack off fuck is a time which snooze use is prohibited. If used, you will likely run late and end up waking up at the ass cracked of DAWN.
Billy knew the cows,chickens,goats,rabbits,turkeys and pigs waters would be frozen the next morning and it would take some time to break ice for the animals; so he set his alarm to 4:00am. Then billy closed his eyes and remembered he would also have to take some time out in the morning to linger at the cow pen to see if the heifers would mount one another confirming another strong heat cycle has arrived, so he moved the time up to a bright 3:30am and settles for his harsh awakening of the ass crack of fuck in 5 short hours.
A sexual position where the male gets onto the back of a naked female. The male will then slap the back of the female while sticking the hand into the anus, sometimes screaming "HORSE".
The Back Slap and Crack is a banned method of messaging.
Ejaculation between cheeks as if spackiling a crack.
I spackled beckys crack like mustard on a hot dog.
Becky before: I want him to spackle my crack.
Hitting rock bottom involving crack cocaine.
Not just rock bottom, crack rock bottom.
"wow Kim just got fired, her life sucks now... she's totally gonna hit crack rock bottom."
when the 🐱 so good u let her treat u like shit
“u down bad bro she got that mad crack pum, huh?”
“yeah man shit’s like heroin 😩”
Someone who sells their own vagina and that of her grandmother's her kids her dogs hole, she will suck cock for £2 and a bag of chips
Watch your things that dirty crack head is looking for someone to rob
A convienent store in the ghetto with a convienent drug dealer in the parking lot
lets go get some crack at the convienent crack store