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Einstein's theory of relative titty

The more closely related to you a female is, the larger her breasts have to be for you to be enticed to get all incestual with her. As it is generally frowned upon in most cultures to bome one's sister, said sister's breasts would need to be the size of basketballs in order to tempt one into doing so. However, a fourth cousin twice removed might have non-existent breasts, but one would have no qualms about shagging her, as the two parties share only a dash of genetic material (in her vagina).

'Dude, Einstein's theory of relative titty is definitely factual as no sooner had Mum had her double D boob job, then I was on top of her sending my penis back from whenst it came (her vagina). Then I came.'

by Anonymous submissions December 06, 2017


Shitt Fuck Titty Licker

"Shitt Fuck Titty Licker" is an expression used to signify a sense of disappointment or regret over an action.

"Loses in a game of League of Legends"- Shitt Fuck Titty Licker.

by JRT-Moosh April 17, 2018


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Lyra

Lyra is literally the definition of ‘Big Tittie Arson Committer

by Big Tittie Arson Committer January 16, 2020


Itty Bitty Titty Committee

A gathering of girls of varying ages with perfect breasts.

'I would rather see the Itty Bitty Titty Committee than the Smug Tub Jug Club.'

by Kyle Lees January 21, 2006


National Titty Pic Day

November 6 is national titty pic day. All the girls send titty pics to they mans.

guy “It’s national titty pic day babe
girl “ok here you go

by Tiddylover November 07, 2020


big titty lil bitty

A small girl with huge ass tittys

Damn she a big titty lil bitty

by Ghaghgah August 02, 2019


Free titty pic day

Someone has to send you a free titty pic

Person 1: Yo it’s free titty pic day.
Person 2: I got you.

by Gifjcjgjdjd May 26, 2022