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The evidence of massive load after flushing.
After a huge turkey dinner Mike dropped a massive load in the porcelain bowl as evidenced by the turd brushed marks left after flushing.
Clusters of really small shit.
Just had to push out a few turd minnows just now.
a busted up shitter. A girl who hangs around at late nights and greasy bars. She is always down for a good and always puts down. Typically overweight or has other foul features.
Did you see TJ last night bro? Yeah lol he was on some turd ass at the bar.
The unexpected peaker which results in utter panic and stress. Can also be referred to as the turtle head or peaker. It can make one feel uncomfortable in their surroundings. The last thing you want on a bus journey home.
"Dude I've got a suprised turd what do I do?!"
" run for your life and squeeze really tight!"
suprise turd turtle head peaker
When you wake up up in the morning after butt sex with dried shit on your Dick.
I woke up to take a piss and my Dick was covered in turd jerky.
A tool used for chopping up a stubborn, oversized dung that refuses to flush. Coined by Mr D Theakstone circa 2023.
“Fuck me, that log is going nowhere. Gonna need to borrow next door’s turd saw”
Lana Rhoades only known to preformed this sex act. Takes an HIV/AIDS+ turd directly inside her holes(all 3). As a sidenote it's fucking disgusting.
Yo! Bro turn that 💩 off! Lana's Turd Bang is foul as FAULK dude!