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tempurpedic vagina

The state in which a vagina has been so beat up courtesy of your manhood that it feels like a glove to you, but an awkward mess of stalactites and stalagmites to others.

JT tried getting in on Barry's ex, but her tempurpedic vagina made it feel like banging a lubed up conch shell. Mission aborted.

by Kielbasa Ninja February 20, 2011

1๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Yappy Vagina Syndrome

The inability of the female human to simply STFU. It is a gender specific disorder that strikes 100% of women, yet the sufferers of YVS are 100% male. Symptoms are deep single breaths in between strings of words and the afflicted men replying in grunts. Aha, um hmm and yes - no replies are all that is possible because the men cannot get a word in.

Does Kate EVER STFU? Naaaah, man. She's got Yappy Vagina Syndrome.

by Joeydego December 9, 2011

7๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chinese Food Vagina

When your vagina has a chinese food scent. This is common when a chinese man has sexual intercourse with a non asian female in the hot tub.

Ping did this girl in the hot tub and her vagina smelt like fried rice and cat for the next 3 years... this is a classic case of Chinese Food Vagina

by Brian Masucci November 4, 2010

15๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Vagina McGeinstein

A derogatory term used by saevil muhammad to call small helpless boys like me vagina mcgeinstein

"Oh hey saieed"
"shut up you little vagina mcgeinstein

by R.a.P January 21, 2005

4๐Ÿ‘ 50๐Ÿ‘Ž


VAGINA BLOOD BURP

a bloody,clotted,smelly explosion from the stinky hole called a vagina

ewww,my vagina just farted blood

by pube September 13, 2003

104๐Ÿ‘ 176๐Ÿ‘Ž


Haven's Sister's Vagina

A dark hole from which your penis cannot escape from and will never be seen again.



The pit from the movie "Army Of Darkness" before Bruce Campell fell in pretty much sums up Haven's Sister's Vagina

by Efren The Retarded Rabbit March 31, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wadesโ€™ Momโ€™s Vagina

The Vagina of Wadeโ€™s Mom

Wadesโ€™ Momโ€™s Vagina is moist as good Mac nโ€™ cheese

by A pig with a blanket. December 24, 2019