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A war between pirates and ninjas will happen in 2006 and will end in 2067 with the ninjas defeating the pirates (comitting piracide). Then the ninjas will take over the world. This is called ninjapocalypse. Prepare for this war. Become a ninja.
The Great Ninja Pirate War will begin in March 2006!
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a thing that any 14+ person should be ashamed to own, especially one who teached the fifth grade.
ahh why does that guy have a star wars sticker book???!!!
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A monstrosity money-grab attempted by EA ruining an amazing IP and brand by riddling the entire game with micro-transactions and loot boxes for the progression system essentially making it a competition to see who's parent has the biggest bank account.
A transcript from a multiplayer match of Star Wars Battlefront 2
Player 1: "HAHAHAHAH prepare for a rekting ppl my daddy owns EA so he has a trillion dollars so imma win hahahaha f-k you and i f-ked your motha suck my 12'' dick"
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Probably going to be some more mexicans in this one since DOM dies in 2 ya know! :)
Pro Ownage: Do you like Gears of War 3?
ZOMG its G0d: NO you cant even jump and that's what Mexicans are best at!!
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When Thor introduced Helga to his "War Hammer" at the local Holiday Inn, Helga had the "ride" of her life
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Giving such intense head that the penis is rendered useless.
Conor was at bingo night with his grandma when she gave him Nuclear War Head under the bingo table until his penis was essentially a split banana.
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Retarded fanboys who watched the prequels first and thereby come to many false conclusions assuming that Lucas had it all planned out. (See Lucas interviews to disprove this)
Examples of Star Wars millennials acting out include;
Outrage at Fin being black citing Stormtroopers as clones.
Belief that the prequels were remotely good even as films.
Outrageous conclusions that Rey is Vader reborn because midichlorian logic.
Belief that current star wars lore is superior to classics such as The Thrawn Trilogy.
Wearing lame merchandise with dumb taglines like "Join the resistance"
Belief that the prequels are better than the new films.
I could barely hold my peace at the dumb star wars millennials bitching about Fin being black and Stormtroopers being clones.
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