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A public pool, or any small, manmade enclosed body of water really (i.e., wave pools, hotel pools, country club pools, jacuzzis) in which a high concentration of kids or drunk peoples might cause one or more sharts to attack otherwise innocent swimmers. Upon observation of such potential threat, a hummed Jaws theme may follow...
Slow thinking dude post-cannonball into the pool: Hey babe, jump in the pool! The water feels great!
Realistic chick noticing the 500 kids splashing around in the country club pool about an hour after finishing their chili dogs for a bday pool party: No way! Those are shart infested waters...I'm not going in there! Shart,Shart net
An alternative term to describe the action of masturbation. Specifically refers to the point of climax. Hence dropping a water bottle causes it's contents to "squirt" out the top.
Friend: "What took you so long?"
Me: "Sorry, I was dropping the water bottle."
When a sweaty mexican construction worker dips his balls into a glass of water
“I’m gonna make you drink some mexican ball-water”
This is a term commonly used to describe a nice clean fart with no personal repercussions. More specifically, the fart was all air and no water aka poop water.
"Wow man, that was all bag no water, that's impressive."
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totally dominate the opponent in the competition, especially in a close race. Comes from WWII when warships were destroyed and blown out of water by submarines
(Blow out of water) Dr. J tries to blow his former advisor out of water in developing drug X, a project he worked as his graduate student.
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the best water ice in the world. you can only find the good stuff philly.
I eat Rita's water ice for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
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The act of having a woman crack an egg next to your scrotum and simultaneously jacking you off while in very hot bath water.
Janet, this California water omelet would have been just as effective without making me wear the giant baby diaper.
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