What The Figgity Fuck

What you say when the classic "what the fuck" wont suffice, may also be abbreviated as WTFF for texters.

Man 1: Dude did you hear my brother got my mom pregnant?

Man 2: What The Figgity Fuck?!?

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that's what she said

The most versatile joke on Earth.

"I think we can fit that in with the rest of them."
"That's what she said."

"Make sure it's long enough."
"That's what she said!"

"It hurts a little but it's not too bad."
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!"

"John, we're concerned about your drinking."
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.... Oh."

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you and what army

A phrase that responds to a threat by implying that the threat is a weak one.

Billy: Our team is going to slaughter your team.
Nick: Yeah? You and what army?

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say what now

a person says this phrase when he is surpised to hear something and wants it to be repeated

in how i met your mother say what now is said a couple of times by barney and quinn (barney's ex fiance, a stripper)

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What is ya doin?

Noun : thats word expresses what you do in a jam situation or what you're doing in order to figure out the solution to do, what you doing immediately : What are you doing? , Whatcha doing? Or what you doing? What you're doing for finding the solution right now

What is ya doin?

Kamayi: hey, waddup?

Elie: doin ok , you?
Kamayi: what is ya doin?
Elie : nun at all...

what we learn

It's what u say when u do something to someone or someone does something stupid. And it's a way of being an asshole sometimes.

"I jumped of my house and broke my leg" ...What we learn
"Claps kid in 1v1 in fortnite that talked trash" ...what we learn

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What is it to Louis XIV

a new, more polite phrase meaning , "who the f* cares?

What is it to Louis XIV that you didn't do your homework in high school; I will not help you to save your sinking Titanic when you are in university. You have no one but yourself to blame.