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Practical Joke involving farting on a pillow, then briefly smothering someone with said pillow. A variation of that old classic, the Ducth Oven.
A good fart pillow involves the perpetrator shouting "FART PILLOW!!" at the top of their voice when doing the deed.
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the nugget size turds that are blown out of your butt when you fart
that dog over there just made a fart nugget
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1 n: A penis that has had wind broken upon it; almost explicitly meaning during anal sex
"Fuck, Gabby! Now I have a fart dick, I told you not to have chili today!"
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A Moses fart is when you let out a fart so hard and fast , that you course the water in the toilet to Part.
Damion : dude , what was all that splashing?
Mono : oh man i did some mad moses-fart , then followed through.
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The fart game is when a group two or more parties(usually men) eat a large amount of food that gives them gas(chili is a good one)and see who can bust the best ass a clear out the whole room
The other night i was playing the fart game and i pushed a little too hard and crapped a chocolate squirrel.
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A fart that you've saved for a posh/fancy (preferably a girly) shop. Nastier the better!
Man that posh fart turned into a turtle head!
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This is when you get a condom and an Excesity, and then put the pill inside the condom,
Then rip a nasty fart into the condom and tie it up and let it sit for one to two hours in the freezer,
Then open the package and remove the pill and proceed to give the pill to your lover and tell them to swallow it.
I got my girlfriend to do a "Fart Tart" the other day and she tasted farts for the rest of the day.
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