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Euphemism for drab, dull and down right decaying conditions, or rude and inadequate service you might encounter or receive in certain cities of continental Europe, especially in countries like, France, Spain, Belgium, Greece, most of ex communist countries of East Europe and Balkans.
Oh, the maid stole robbed our suitcases and the elevator smells on petrol, but it's this old world charm of that makes this hotel so special.
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What you find when you go to skating rinks and under 18 clubs. They are usually skanky looking little girls who wear make-up and short skirts and hit on the 17-25 year old men present.
"Last night when I went to Skateland I found a swarm of 12 year old prostitutes."
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A single coarse hair that grows on an older woman's face or neck. Usually grows in a day or 2 and sticks up straight
I have an old lady goat hair that needs to be pulled.
Dang my old lady goat hair sprouted overnight.
A sequel of the Mr. Incredible Becoming Uncanny meme where Mr. Incredible progressively becomes older as the phases go to the next level. This meme format is mostly used for POV generations of everything, events, and phenomena created from the present up to the oldest one existing. The most popular meme template that is considered the original was made by MexicoEmpireFOREVER.
There's also Mr. Incredible Becoming Futuristic, which is the opposite of Mr. Incredible Becoming Old
Example 1:
Mr. Incredible Becoming Old (POV: Your house)
Meme video starts from having a modern house then eventually turns into a stone house from millions of years ago
Example 2:
Me: I'm surprised no one has made an urban dictionary definition about Mr. Incredible meme variants including Mr. Incredible Becoming Old.
Literally everyone: That's because the meme is really overrated
When you take someone home after a night out but things start to get hot and heavy during the goodnight kiss which inevitably leads to doggy style/anal sex right in their front doorway.
“Hey dude, how did your date go?”
“Oh man it was was awesome, we had cheeseburgers and when I took her home she wouldn’t let me come inside (hehe) but I got her right there with the old front door backdoor!”
*high-five*
Local old man: That guy who sits in the library and watches porn on the library pc
Friend: damn look, its that local old man again
Me: oh yeah, he prob just watching porn
Friend: your local old man is weird
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