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Beached polar bear

When a person the size of a whale and a white as a polar bear chases you down because he’s mad or has temperamental problems

Holy shit dude there’s a beached polar bear chasing me

by Cookieman’s ass cheeks March 28, 2022


bear cub syndrome

When in winter time your children want to sit up under or hang around you

My kids have been around me all day. It's the bear cub syndrome.

by Shay3030 January 11, 2018


Weaving the bear loom

When someone rakes their fingernails through your thick back hair during sex.

Dude, that chick was a freak, straight pro at weaving the bear loom.

by _PoohBear January 14, 2010


Alaskan Bear Child

The act of cutting open a bears stomach in Alaska and placing your sperm inside it, closing up the stomach, and waiting for a half bear half child to pop out.

Oh shit is that an Alaskan bear child

by Don Bruska February 16, 2017


Honey Bunny Bear

Honey Bunny Bear is your boo and you protect her whenever for whatever no matter what and no matter how far you got her back and ride for her.

I love her she my honey bunny bear.

by 17012014 July 12, 2018


Koala Bear Hugging

When one person, usually the girl, wraps their legs around the hips of the guy.

"Did you see Sam koala bear hugging that guy?"

by lithpingithfun February 8, 2017


Cuddle Boo Bear

A person who is very cuddly and lovable
You want to hug, kiss, and cuddle them all the time
They are real chill and just legit
Are super awesome to be with
He makes the best boyfriend ever
And you can't help but love him

Girl 1 "Who you texting?"
Girl 2 "Oh just my Cuddle Boo Bear!"
Girl 1 "You guys are so cute together!!"

by Holli loves Ben March 4, 2014