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>have you ever wanted to push out all of the useful info in your brain and replace it with random shit?
>enter quiz bowl
>quiz bowl allows its players to gain a chromosome and unlock their third eye when it comes to random shit
>wanna wake up at 7 am on a saturday to challenge some other mentally disabled school children?
>sure
>lets go to quiz bowl
>the best quiz bowl teams come from michigan, especially u of d jesuit or not, it depends on how much crack you give em. also detroit country day school will rape the assholes of your hole team. no joke, it happened once to me.
>wanna find bad smart and mentally retarded girls?
>quiz bowl is the place 4 u
kinda smart guy 1, "shit, I just unlocked a new chromosome."
kinda smart guy 2, "must be the drugs."
kinda smart guy 1, "no, I think it's the quiz bowl again."
kinda smart guy 2, "youre gay"
kinda smart guy 3, "go back to dcds faggots"
>have you ever wanted to push out all of the useful info in your brain and replace it with random shit?
>enter quiz bowl
>quiz bowl allows its players to gain a chromosome and unlock their third eye when it comes to random shit
>wanna wake up at 7 am on a saturday to challenge some other mentally disabled school children?
>sure
>lets go to quiz bowl
>the best quiz bowl teams come from michigan, especially u of d jesuit or not, it depends on how much crack you give em. also detroit country day school will rape the assholes of your hole team. no joke, it happened once to me.
>wanna find bad smart and mentally retarded girls?
>quiz bowl is the place 4 u
kinda smart guy 1, "shit, I just unlocked a new chromosome."
kinda smart guy 2, "must be the drugs."
kinda smart guy 1, "no, I think it's the quiz bowl again."
kinda smart guy 2, "youre gay"
kinda smart guy 3, "go back to dcds faggots"
quiz bowl is an organization for smart ppl
if u are a failure and very dumb then don't join
"L imagine not being in quiz bowl ur bad ur a failure u still unemployed imagine"
Crowning the bowl is a term used to describe a shit so large in mass that it actually breaks the surface of the toilet water.
Roomate #1; wtf bro, the toilet is clogged. You could at least plunge that shit out.
Roomate #2; My bad dude, thought it went down. I ended up crowning the bowl. My shit came up for air.
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"Edmonds bowl" is when a trucking company fucks you so hard up your ass that when the driver sits repeatedly in the seat, overtime the blown out ass whole begins to form a bowl like shape into the seat.
Looking at Chris's semi truck seat, you can tell his company is giving him a bad case of edmonds bowl.
A large mass of diarrhea floating to the top of a toilet, usually circle shaped. Looks similar to a pancake, with the toasted middle and the speckled ring around it.
“Sorry I was in the toilet for a while. I just baked a pancake bowl, if you know what I’m saying.”
Anyone who dares to ship Addison with Tucker instead of Midnight, or calls Slush gay (in Two Royals of the Forest: Addison)
You Cat-eared pup bowl! Addnight all the way!