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An unnecessary, but true, burn preceeded by a genuine response to a request, question, or comment.
F requests a recommendation for a solicitor. Unrelated, S had abandoned his home nation of Ireland for Canada years prior leaving a thorn in the side of all his greatest and humble friends.
M: "Probably you want one that specialises in such things. Which we don't have.
Though maybe S. would, when seperated permanently with no backsies from his Irish citizenship."
The Homes burn.
falling and slide and recive a burn like cut.
josh went roller blade with a friend and he came back with a burn like cut on his shoulder. we all said to him slide and burn!
Mikes anus hole throbbs from leftover 2nd degree burns after the boil chunks party with the Milanos.
Revealing the identity of a confidential informant thus taking the person out of circulation for that purpose
The cops asked the prosecutor to refrain from burning the informant
When a bitch goes down on her knees and towes and gives ur dick carpet burn
Och my dick hurts she swollowed that hoe and got carpet burn FOLLOW ME ON INSTA the.official.loser
The extremely painful reaction that occurs when acidic sex juices leak onto freshly shaven genitals. (usually in reference to a woman's juices)
"Babe, you gave me carpet burn last night. You need to think about drinking some alkaline water."
"I gave myself carpet burn when I masturbated in the shower."
When you suffer 3rd degree burns, but want 1st degree fun! It can only be performed if said person has 3rd degree burns (Obviously). Generally, you can only do this with the burns located on your cock. First, take your clothes off, then squat and shuffle side to side while screaming in pain
Darryl burn his cock doing “ extracurricular activities “ an did The 3rd Degree Burn Shuffle