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person 1: Today’s Jeongyeon day!!
person 2: Happy Jeongyeon day!
person 1: yess
Jeongyeon’s birthday is oct 31/Nov 1
Happy Jeongyeon day!
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female; 'perky' butt just starting to get sloppy, the once hypnotic effect now being etched away by human chronological erosion, high fat foods, and/or; lack of exercise, mechanical dependence.
(ie; human physical degradation) a sad state of (human) affairs....-'DEATH! of a 'perky butt'!! (song by 'the Mighty Tits', rock band!)
she looked in the mirror, and now only had 1/2 a perky butt!
i suspected i now had only about 1/2 of a perky butt!!
joe to mo: shes' got 'bout 1/2 a perky butt!
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version of the shocker only during a woman's period and while she has dieria
It doesn't happen very often but last night during my woman's time of the month and after a hot plate of beans i gave her 2 in the blood, 1 in the mudd
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Another disturbing video: three naked men each put the leg of a camera tripod down the jap's eye of their cocks for three-way masturbation. Unexpectedly, the legs on the tripod extend, causing their cocks to simultaneously also extent to over one meter in length each! The men frantically try and pull the tripod legs out of their now overstretched cocks with great difficulty. (nb: even though it's a tripod, it's called a cup due to notoriety of other videos called cup)
Person 1 "Hey, let me show you this video called 3 guys 1 cup"
Person 2 "Aahhh! Sick dude!"
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It would taste better then Taco Bell
Carlos: Hey Eric, how was your taco from Taco Bell?
Eric: It was horrible, I would have rather eaten the stuff from the 2 girls 1 cup video.
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The act of passing out after having taken only two hits of (usually) high-potency weed.
That shit was so potent it gave him a 1-2 punch. The guy was out cold on the floor!
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A viral scat video of two lesbians by the same name. One of them takes a huge dump into a cup, and then they take turns eating it. Then both swallow some of it and vomit into each others mouths. It also created a viral spawn of shocked reaction videos from grandparents to Kermit the Frog.
Sarah Palin and Ann Coulter are the 2 Girls, 1 Cup of extremist punditry. They regurgitate each others shit for a living.
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