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one who is narrow minded, talks about god all the time and how he has saved their life, usually has a jesus fish on their car, conservative, agrees with anything the bible has too say even if they have to know otherwise.
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the reverse of "god's will" -god passed out somewhere, (heating grate?) barely able to speak
where was god during 9-11? -answer: god was drunk!!
god was drunk when katrina came around!!
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Something you threaten to show somebody when you're furious with them.
Boy I'm bout to show you the face of god!!
Someone who swerved your plans with them.
Sophie is a flaze god.
The seam that travels down the middle of the ballsack and to the asshole.
Dude my gooch has been itching all day!
You're gooch? Man that's God's Weld!
The incarnation of Trump himself.
Trump's famous declarations (wall god) :
- "The wall just got 10 feet taller"
- "BUILD THAT WALL !"
-"We need to build a wall...I don't mind having a big beautiful door in that wall !"
A brick wall designed to block out hot waves of Christ.
"Damn it, Frank! Would you take down that Damn God-Blocker?? My grandma's on the other side of that, and I think she's have problems with her trachea again!"