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a moron, doofus. someone acting as such.
so she says, "what's a nip tin can?" so I said, "You are!"
A relationship that needs a label
Just because it doesn't have a label, doesn't mean it's not a soup can
cuz i can write dis definition.
why did you do that?
you:cuz i can!
checking in with someone about a decision, plan of action, or proposed change
Oscar: Hey Lex, I just wanted to shake the can about Saturday night. Is it okay to bring some more folks to the ping pong birthday party?”
Lex: Absolutely not.
Diplomatic way of telling a customer to go and fuck themselves. Used most often by Customer Service staff to deflect from a request to fix a service breakage or deficiency by describing what is usually an elaborate and inconvenient way for the customer to work around the breakage.
"I cannot pay you online."
"Oh you can just call us, follow the voice prompts, type in your phone number, credit card number, expiry date, last three digits and amount into your phone keypad, and pay that way."
"Did you just tell me to go fuck myself?"
"We sure did. Anything more we can help with today?"
"No, that was it, thank you."
When a man inappropriately asks a women during foreplay to perform oral sex on her.
While his finger was deep in Michelle's vagina, Tripp awkwardly stopped all actions and asked, "Can I chew your box?"
Get can is the dank way of telling someone to get cancer
Kril™
You're annoying , please get can