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Girls who eat carrots

I like girls who eat carrots”-Louis Tomlinson

I love that Louis said that sentence with i like girls who eat carrots.

by Aria<3 February 05, 2021


Go eat a winky waffle

A phrase created to be used as a substitute for swearing at someone. Means basically the same as "fuck off," only it's school-appropriate.

Stupid Person: Hey, let me see your math homework. I didn't finish mine.

You: Dude, no one likes you. Go eat a winky waffle.

by Lady Monday November 02, 2006


eat my ass paper

Similar to saying "eat shit". You're asking the recipient to eat the paper with which you have wiped said shit from your ass.

Hey dude! You're an asshole. Eat my ass paper!

by ChrisD May 04, 2006


Eat Your Face Off

Verb: to eat huge quantities of delicious food for the pure joy of eating

Commonly used by dieters and college students

Dieter 1: Hey, where are you going to take a vacation to this year?

Dieter 2: Thinkin bout a cruise

Dieter 1: Dude! You could so Eat Your Face Off at the sick buffets

Dieter 2: Rock on!

by TedDeadMan January 22, 2010


shit eating whore monkey

a monkey that eats feces whilst engaging in prostitution

a shit eating whore monkey is a monkey that meets client for sex then eats feces while engaging in sex with client

by roblo July 07, 2011


National eat pussy day

National eating pussy day is on august 24, people celebrate by eating girls out

Olive "Jane I'm going to sam's house"

Jane "what are you going to do"

Olive "I'm going to eat out sam haven't you heard it's national eat pussy day"

by National August 18, 2017


its not going to eat itself

In referance to oral sex on a woman

While pundering a tempting morsel, girlfriend becomes inpatient and says "its not going to eat itself"

by sailorbob June 21, 2008