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When a ghost or entity repeats the same actions every day at a certain time
A urban myth of a haunted being observing people as they engage in excretion. It is said that it is the reason for most discomforts during bowel movement and paranormal activities when one is on the loo, such as odd noises from the outside. It is said that the poop ghost can only be prevented by the presence of boobs near the person pooping, either physically or visually.
1: I couldn't let it out, I got way too scared to poop in the bathroom.
2: It's probably because the poop ghost was bothered by you.
When someones ping in a game is so bad that they kill you in 1+ seconds after their death
Man, I got ghost killed again!
This dudes internet is so bad, he keeps ghost killing me because of his ping
When someones ping in a game is so bad that they kill you in 1+ seconds after their death
Man, I got ghost killed again!
This dudes internet is so bad, he keeps ghost killing me because of his ping
When a male sees something sexually stimulating, but isn't able to achieve an erection due to a previous orgasm
Guy: "Darling, you're so sexy. But I'm only able to get a ghost boner right now."
Girl: "Those gosh darn ghost boners!"
One of the most frustrating and overrated video games of all time.
Ghosts n Goblins is fun...if you like:
-Enemies spawning directly on top of you
-Dying in two hits when there's shit happening all around you and your character has the agility of a tortoise
-Not being able to fire your weapon at an angle (only straight forward) when almost all of the enemies in the game are flying or are otherwise above you
-Beating the exact same game twice just to get the true (shitty) ending
-Being forced to use bad/defective weapons because the weapons you want to use don't work on the boss
Enjoy!
When you randomly choke on nothing or your spit at any random time
1: yo how wa- *starts randomly choking*
2: this nigga sucking ghost dick
1: it was my spit dumbass