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Jacob and aliyah

Jacob and aliyah are I think the most cutest couples of all time in my opinion

🧍 ♀️:did you see Jacob and Aliyah

🧍:yeah why?
🧍 ♀️:their like the most cutest couples in school

by Aliyahsscoolasf June 8, 2022


jacob mignon

A man with a very large penis who always has the best hair and only hangs out with a few friends usually a Hispanic and a crackhead

Damn Jacob Mignon has a big dick

by Penidol January 31, 2018


Abe, Jacob & James

A term used to describe a mob of abnormally good looking men.

Girl 1: Hey, look at Abe, Jacob & James over there.

Girl 2: I'd let them all take me on at once.
Girl 3: Too bad they didn't pass english.

by quieroqueso May 1, 2021


Jacob Fischer

I mean he's alive :/

Person 1: Is Jacob Fischer alive?
Person 2: Yeah :/

by ItzPolarBearDK December 1, 2022


jacob nicholas

he is a good friend, he gets all the ladies but has a tiny penis, he also likes old woman with incredibly saggy vagina's

Jacob Nicholas like saggie tits

by jeezo yunglee November 1, 2013


Jacob Eaton

the queerest of queers. One guy that you don't wanna meet. He brings your IQ down 20 points just from being around him. You meet him once and you are forever retarded. He's like medusa, look him in the eyes and you are done for.

"I'm having such a great day, I hope nothing terrible happens to me..."

"FUCK I JUST SAW JACOB EATON"

*dies*

by jacksonbarr May 10, 2016


Jacob Motsinger

An very smelly and ugly looking human bagel who obsessively desires men.

Quit digging through garbage cans to look for dildos man. You aren’t Jacob Motsinger.

by Msizzy January 6, 2020