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February 8th
A day where we ignore all Jacobs
(more specifically Jacob Sartorius.)
I guess today’s National ignore Jacob day haha.
He is everything and more. He makes his girlfriend( if he has one) feel like shes the only thing that matters. He's loving, kind, romantic, and very protective. When he says the loves you, believe it. Also don't take him for granted, he is probably the one guy that you will never get off your mind. You will miss him if you leave him. He always puts you first and makes you feel loved and special, even when you feel like nothing.
EX:I miss him so much!
Girl:Who?
EX:Jacob Prittie
Girl: You need to get over him and soon!
ANYONE WHO IS NAMED THIS IS SUPERIOR. they have a big ass cock xxxxxxxxl and can cop any girl they want such a fucking sexy beast
wow that guy must be a Jacob Chanukah he's soooooo hot
A Mexican man that is extremely horny. This is a person that sends the same 3 images daily and expects everyone to laugh at them after the 100,000 thousandth time. He is also known to have a dick the size of an atom.
No way! I wasn't expecting my girlfriend to be The Mexican Jacob!
the definition of a literal simp
Woah, do you see Jacob Douglas McGuire over there?
Yeah, he is a simp.
A person who complains about absolutely everything in life.
I washed my hands and they got wet, I’m such a jacob Ogden
Omg is THAT Jacob maclean he is so handsoem